What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

No way

Can humans drink battery water?

Loons and Moons

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Moon dust is less toxic than urban air pollution, scientists discover - Space

Still no good

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Have you ever really seen aliens or UFOs by yourself? Can you share your experience?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

How do fictional characters like Peter Pan from Once Upon a Time shape adolescents' perceptions of relationships and personal growth?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes